My relationship with food during finals
April 2012
64 posts
When a top-10%-er jokes about me being not being as smart as them, then says "Just kidding!"
I’m like:
Ooooh lawd yes, testifyyyy
Things that don’t make you a bad person:
- Drinking alcohol responsibly
- Doing drugs recreationally
- Eating Meat
- Abstaining from drinking alcohol, doing drugs or eating meat
Things that make you a bad person:
- Condemning someone for their life choices
When guys flirt with me since I started law school
He’s like
And I’m like
When someone tells me to chill out
I’m like:
I actually say this on the reg.
When a group at school is hosting an event with free food
Even though I’m not a member, I’m just like:
A funny thing happened on the way to the coffee shop...
So I saw this really hot red-headed guy in my neighborhood this weekend and thought to myself, “Wow, a hot ginger! That’s bananas!” Turns out it was Prince Harry. Like, THE Prince Harry. From England. Guess I can cross “seeing a member of the Royal Family” off my bucket-list.
Looking back, I wish I had had the presence of mind to yell something at him, such as “Take me back to London!” or, “Make me a princess!” You know, ‘cause I’m a classy broad.
Also, he’s VERY handsome in person, FYI.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my life
When someone asks what I was like in college
Um… ACCURATE.
“Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer.”
— William S. Burroughs (via yama-bato)
Looking back on this semester
When I'm trying to convince my friends to join me in illicit activities
I want to go to there!
When all my friends are talking about how they're going out tonight and i have to stay in and study:
Law school in a nutshell.
When I hear someone whispering about me from across the room:
It’s like I have fucking spidey senses.
When someone calls me out on being drunk:
I’m like, um…
When I look like a scrub every day in class:
Other girls look at me like:
And I’m just like:
Story of my goddamn life.
When my friends see me dressed up for an interview
When I drink redbull & vodka
Flirting
What I think I look like:
What I actually look like:
“Comparison is the thief of joy.”
—Theodore Roosevelt (via her0inchic)
Whole Foods Parking Lot (video) →
youtube.com
“Some girl in yoga pants is lookin at me funny
I’m just tryin’a find a decent pinot noir for under twenty
It’s gettin’ REAL in the Whole Foods parkin’ lot”
Bahahaha LOVE this
When I start getting ready to go out
Morphin’ time!
