Things that don’t make you a bad person:
- Drinking alcohol responsibly
- Doing drugs recreationally
- Eating Meat
- Abstaining from drinking alcohol, doing drugs or eating meat
Things that make you a bad person:
- Condemning someone for their life choices
And I’m like
I actually say this on the reg.
Even though I’m not a member, I’m just like:
So I saw this really hot red-headed guy in my neighborhood this weekend and thought to myself, “Wow, a hot ginger! That’s bananas!” Turns out it was Prince Harry. Like, THE Prince Harry. From England. Guess I can cross “seeing a member of the Royal Family” off my bucket-list.
Looking back, I wish I had had the presence of mind to yell something at him, such as “Take me back to London!” or, “Make me a princess!” You know, ‘cause I’m a classy broad.
Also, he’s VERY handsome in person, FYI.
Law school in a nutshell.
It’s like I have fucking spidey senses.
I’m like, um…
Other girls look at me like:
And I’m just like:
Story of my goddamn life.
What I think I look like:
What I actually look like: