lol koala

…I’m about to dig in to the Supreme Court’s majority opinion in the healthcare decision that just came out.  I dunno if I’m gonna make it through all 193 pages, but we’ll see!  

In case you’re interested, here’s the opinion. 

We just walked out of our rooms simultaneously…

Roommate:  [head hanging down]  Fucking Supreme Court…

Me:  [fist pump]  YEAH Supreme Court!

Boo hoo, now people have get treated when they’re sick.  Just like they have to go to public schools, and drive on public highways, and pay taxes… what a bunch of socialists, amirite?  LOLpolitics

I just gave in and briefly stalked my most recent ex-whatever on Facebook… Turns out he’s seeing someone, but not the one he cheated on me with.  I don’t usually give myself compliments in the realm of physical attractiveness, but WOW, what a downgrade.  The tiny morsel of guilt I feel for saying something like that is eclipsed byDON’T-HATE-ME-CAUSE-I’M-BEAUTIFULLLL *hair flip*

I really hate Lana Del Rey, and I’m not sure why.

Our “small backyard BBQ” might end up being a rager.  Oops?

lolkoala: Dibs on 2nd from the right… hmu Clark Kent…

youwannatalkaboutdinosaurs:

dovah-cunt:

trim-dream-panda:

ignorantatheist:

behaving:

shvdrvch:

brokage:

lankyafricanchild:

golmouf:

guccimanesbartchain:

ratchetivity:

5’9

6’4”

5’7

4’11

Six feet and six inches.

5’10

5’4”

six one

6’

5’9”

6’4”

6’0” … fucking tall as shit.

iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

It’s divided into groups based on interests & personalities

People who belong to tumblr don’t talk about it to people who don’t

And the pictures move

whatshouldwecallme:

I have all this stuff I need to be doing, but I really just wanna snuggle in my bed and watch a sad movie.  Too bad, back to work.  

Looks like it’s happening in 2013.  Look out, Black Rock City.

I’m about to go meet up with some Hattiesburg folks in the French Quarter.  Shit’s gonna get weird, y’all.  XD

So I was trying to clean my glass pipe to make it all shiny and wonderful again, when I realized there was some gunk in there that didn’t come out when I soaked it.  I’m all like, “Balls!”  Then I remembered seeing some sparkly little pipe cleaners in the craft box (because we have one of those).  I found some, and the de-gunking began.  

It was then that it dawned on me.  For the first time in my life, I was using pipe cleaners for their intended purpose.  Ladies and gentlemen, I was cleaning a pipe, WITH A FUCKING PIPE CLEANER. 

I don’t know why I think this is funny.  It might have something to do with what I did with said pipe after cleaning it.

This is seriously happening to me on FB chat right now.  

Survived my third Bonnaroo.  I think I’m gonna go sleep forever now.

I may or may not have just given in to peer pressure and started doing the Pottermore thing.  WildAuror14752, bitches.

The cat has finally decided she likes me, but her real owner comes back tomorrow.  Womp womp.

So what is the proper etiquette for when a guy looks like James Deen (not Dean)?  Molestation is like, totally okay in this situation, right?  Stay tuned.

I may or may not have just looked at all my friends with me at the bar, and said, “You guys.  Seriously?  I’m retarded.”  Then left shortly thereafter.